JYSim for jobless-yokel Sim

You know you’re deep into F6 when you…
1. don’t trust your calculators anymore - You gotta double, triple and sometimes, quadruple check your answers for math as stupid modulus signs will cannibalise your marks (quoted Mr. Yeap), and sometimes an answer ain’t an answer without quotations of Real Numbers, Integers etc etc. Now that’s deep.
2. force yourself to pre-study before Ms. Cheah starts her one-shot 4-period lesson - If you don’t you’ll be seeing tonnes of stars from the moment she turns on the LCD projector to the moment she says ‘dismiss’. Catching up ain’t easy as she flies by just the way Ang Soo Beng does, with more details of course.
3. even before Mr. Yeap assigns homework, you’ve already finished them - self-explanatory.
4. look into every nook and corner to break any avaliable school rule, except, of course, sexual crimes - from mobile phones to long hair and pornographic, we’re just thankful Chung Ling prefects are not that up-to-date, or rather, not that attentive as to see someone walking with his mobile on his soles and chewing gum in his pocket.
5. you utilise your free periods - to gossip, do more math so that Jun Yi the loser is more threatened and felt inferiorly stupid compared to you, to see counselling teachers on why you dumped JPA.
6. started using specific methods suggested by teachers for solving problems instead of your usual ones (if any) in F5 - you don’t know how or why, but you feel more comfortable with their methods and sometimes, yours just won’t work! Damn it!
7. people around you can’t seem to stop bullying you - cos you’re leaving soon?
8. when you have no other entertainment options, you turn into Microsoft Flight Simulator and crash a 737-400 - take-off, ascend to 10,000 feet, set the autopilots, admire how you’ve just flown a 150-passenger flight so smoothly, and turn off the engines. The show begins when you tilt the aircraft 180 degrees. And please make cockpit announcements before you start the performance.
8. yearn to go cycling when you’re suppose to do extensive catch-ups on chemistry - your soul is so torn apart you felt like giving everything up and go to bed instead.
9. pray that someday Lim Seng Huat’s laptop will fall from the 4th floor - without a laptop he can’t possibly teach, and we’ll have extra free periods!!!
10. during the next Ang Soo Beng’s period you bribe the monitor to ‘lose’ the class’ marker pen - similarly, without a marker for stingy Mr. Ang he can’t possibly teach, so we’ll have extra extra free periods!!!

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