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Lame post this is, just bare the usual lame JYSim.
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. Flight KL809 to Kuala Lumpur and Jakarta is now ready for boarding. Passengers please proceed to Gate A6 immediately.
Your attention please, flight KL809 is now ready for boarding. SkyTeam passengers and passengers for our First and World Business class are invited to use our Express Lane on the right. Passengers for Economy class please queue up on the left. Please note that all passengers are not allowed to bring forbidden goods on board. Thank you.
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I’m Captain Wolfgang Vermeer for KLM. It gives me great pleasure today to introduce you to our cabin crew and aircraft. Our journey to Kuala Lumpur will take approximately 12 hours, thereafter, we’ll have a 30-minute hangover at Kuala Lumpur International Airport before continuing our flight to Jakarta. The journey to Jakarta will take another 2 hours. Before landing I will inform you the weather conditions at your destination. If you have any questions or problems please feel free to enquire our crew. In the meantime, sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight.
Greetings ladies and gentlemen. We’ll now perform the in-flight safety demonstration. Please pay attention as some safety regulations may differ from aircraft to aircraft.
This is your seat belt. To fasten, insert the metal end into the buckle. Pull the other end to tighten. To release, lift the metal strap.
Should the cabin pressure drop oxygen masks like this will be released from the cabin overhead. Hold the mask to your face, pull the rubber strap back and breath normally. Parents are advised to tend to their children only after they’ve done their mask.
This is your life jacket. In case of an emergency, pull the tag under your seat, release the life jacket, and put it on like this. Tighten the jacket by pulling this two strings. Upon exiting the aircraft, pull these straps. Should the air supply for your jacket not suffice, blow in air through this mouthpiece. Blow your whistle to draw attention. The jacket lights will turn on immediately upon contact with water. Your life jacket is located under your seat.
This aircraft have 6 emergency exits located at different parts in the cabin. Please locate the nearest emergency exit for you and head towards it in case of an accident. Small lights along the aisle will guide you to your exit.
This safety regulation card is located in the pocket in front of you. Please read it through and kindly do not remove it from the aircraft.
Thank you for your attention. Should you encounter any discomfort or problems please feel free to consult our friendly cabin crew.
Cabin crew, prepare for take-off.
…(slept)
Ladies and gentlemen, we’re now flying 35,000 feet above India and we will be expecting some turbulences 5 minutes ahead. Please note that the fasten seat belt sign have been turn on. Fasten your seat belt and please remain seated until it have been turned off again.
…(slept)
Sir, sorry to interrupt, but the Frenchmen behind you is troubled that you lowered your seat a little too much. Would you be so kind as to…yes, thank you.
…(slept)
Ladies and gentlemen, we’re approaching Kuala Lumpur International Airport in 1 hour. Local temperature is 34 Celcius, and weather is expected to be fine for the day. The Malaysian government wishes to inform all passengers that drug trafficking carries mandatory death sentence in Malaysia. I repeat: drug trafficking carries mandatory death sentence in Malaysia. Meanwhile, non-Malaysian citizens who expect to stay for more than 48 hours are required to fill up Form 67-C avaliable from our crew. Non-Malaysian citizens staying in less than 48 hours have to fill up Form 67-D. Malaysian citizens away for more than 5 years have to fill up Form 67-A while Malaysian citizens away for more than 10 years or more have to fill up Form 67-B. These forms must be handed in upon check-out from KLIA. Passengers bound for Jakarta and passengers not catagorised above need not fill in any forms. Please seek assistance from our cabin crew if you have any problems. To all Malaysian passengers, welcome home. To all Malaysian visitors, we would like to welcome you on KLM’s behalf. We hope you have enjoyed your flight and we hope to see you on board again soon.
Cabin crew be seated for the landing.
Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve had a safe touchdown in Kuala Lumpur International Airport. Local authorities would like to remind you again that drug trafficking is illegal in Malaysia and carries mandatory death sentence. Welcome to Kuala Lumpur International Airport. Passengers bound for Jakarta please remain seated and enjoy the hangover. To passengers alighting now, we wish you have a nice day and please fly KLM again. Thank you for choosing KLM.
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