JYSim for jobless-yokel Sim

Specially dedicated to Zan and other CLHS Idlist I know.
After nearly 1 month returning here, I’ve finally found the source for my boredom. The following are some medically-proven and statistically-agreed-upon reasons:
1. Jun Yi is by nature a guy who can’t sit still for more than 5 hours. After living through the devilish SPM days, it’s difficult to set yourself back into ‘idle’ mode again. During ‘the good old days’ you finished school at 2.05, went for lunch at 2.30, rush to tuition while doing your homework on the way at 3.00, then can’t resist your friend’s invitation to pool at 5.00, come home at 6.00, watch the TV3 drama until 8.00, skip dinner (you better not, look at Benjie! I bet his insurance policy didn’t cover expenses for gastric incurred due to skipping meals during the SPM period). Back to the point, in short, SPM has ruined a naturedly-good Jun Yi (no objections accepted, shut the hell up!)
2. Our national TV selection is really appalingly less, and there’s nothing special on TV all the time. Imagine how we could be boring if they air good movies all afternoon. (Heh, Jun Yi must be crazy)
3. Malaysian bookstores are too money-minded and that reveals in their selection of books to be sold too. 70% of the store are stocked with ‘How to make more money?’ or ‘Dummies guide to…’ series. Please-lah Jun Yi are not interested in these sort of books, could you stock at least some literature-worthy books i.e. Dickens, Dafoe or Austen (oh, i hate Austen).
4. Because I’m not working (that’s a real straight fact).
5. Because there’s nothing to look forward to in life. (you need to see a phychiatrist, Jun Yi)
6. Because all my friends are working, and they simply ignore an innocent Jun Yi’s SMS asking them out for the weekend.
7. Because I’ve swapped all the movies in GSC, sat in every cinema, and bought tickets from every ticket booth. (that’s not 100% true)
8. Because great guys (and gals) are not online all the time, while lame people go 24-hours.
9. Because SPM will be out on the 13th and that’s the day I’ll die, be it jumping down to the atrium of Gurney Plaza or hijacking a plane and crash it into Seri Perdana, Putrajaya.
10. Because Penang has no proper public transport system! Dato’ Koh, you should take a bus to work tomorrow, since petrol prices are up again. Tell me your experience at 8 tonight.

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