Typical Timetable of Jun Yi the Idlist
If you’re thinking of overtaking Jun Yi in the next coming exam (may it be STPM, IELTS or whatever), he can assure you have a huge chance. They say an idle mind breeds the devil, and this applies to Jun Yi as well.
Morning / mattina
2.00 am - Finish up Lat’s comicand drop dead to sleep.
9.00 am - Wake up, walk around the house wrapped in his comforter, steal a bar of chocolate or two from the fridge (those chocolates were actually supposed to be given to his friends) and breakfast.
11.00 am - Do some light reading, may it be the copy of Bible in the abandoned corner of the shelves, ‘Ooh, Penang!’ from his cousin, or dechiper Italian from his autograph.
Afternoon / pomeriggio
12.00 am - Lunch, nothing spectacular.
2.00 pm - Nap.
3.30 pm - Watch DVDs bought when he was in Italy. ‘Evita’ was totaly amazing, while ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’ che brutissimo. Allora, ‘Moulin Rouge’ is the best succeeding musical after ‘Phantom of the Opera’.
Evening / sera
6.00 pm - Local TV3 Drama, usual storyline, usual casts, usual soundtracks, usual commercials, usual endings.
8.00 pm - Dinner.
8.45 pm - Online, or read boring stuffs again, check out how much is 1 Euro to Ringgit and wonder when my photoes will arrive.
9.30 pm - Do nothing.
10.00 pm - Due to having nothing to do, he will usually be forced to watch the movies on local television. Luckily they show quite ‘watch-able’ stuffs these days, and nothing is in a foreign language without subtitles.
12.00 pm - Online again to see if any Italians are on, wonder again when my photoes will arrive.
1.00 pm - Lat’s comics again, because the language used by the cartoon characters will sooner or later cure me of my Italian accented-English.
So, he frankly hopes you’re inspired by this post and work hard towards beating him in future. As far as I know, lots of people have the ambition if defeating Jun Yi whenever they can. They hope to see Jun Yi grovel in the streets 20 years later with nothing more than cents in his bank accounts while they drive BMWs and Benz and have lots of zero-s in their fixed deposit slips.
