JYSim for jobless-yokel Sim

1. Find a job, that sounds lame, but that’s the only way you can shut your parents up while filling up your time with some useful activities.
2. Go shopping (’purchasing’ being the masculine term). When you find you don’t have enough money for some extremely-expensive things which you like a lot (i.e. a notebook, or a Royal Selangor goblet), keep staring at it, and ask ridiculous questions abt the item. ("How do you think of this item?", "how much is the cost, do you know?")
3. Go shopping (again, ‘purchasing’ being the masculine term). Tell the enthusiasted salesgirl "I’m not going to buy anything today, but can you show me the other colours for this scarf?" (Note: observe her facial expression while you say your script).
4. Hang out with your friends, and later being told about staying in the place for an extended time because someone is meeting you to buy you something (you won’t be that dumb to ignore the gift). Got a friend promise you to stay together with you and later walk with you to another twin complex. When the gift is being paid (the host’s paying), you receive an SMS telling you that the friend is not going to come with you because he finished his purchasing first and is going to drive to the twin complex. Moments later he SMS-ed u again telling you to go from 7th floor to Basement-2 to buy a sponge, which doesn’t seem to exist. You give up, fuming, walking up another 2 floors to go to G, and exit, walk another 750 metres to the twin complex. Entered, and realised that they didn’t tell you where they will be. Call them, and FINALLY catch a glimpse of them shooting virtual monsters, ignoring a friend who’s carrying 2 bags and a huge envelope.
5. Perhaps if you think of how your books served you for the past 2 years, you wouldn’t bear to burn them. So you sort them out and cram them all into boxes, seal the boxes, and name your decendants for your books. Before sending them off, you told your books to serve the next owner as good as they have served you. (No kissing goodbye, please)…

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